Stupid Comics

Aside from Black Cat, Harvey Comics had another scantily clad superheroine, War Nurse. Originally created by Jill Elgin and Howard Reed through Brookwood Publishing, Harvey bought out the publisher and added the character to their anthology of Speed Comics in May of 1941 months before DC Comics first premiered Wonder Woman. Pat Parker was a redhead British military nurse who had a trio of cases where she prevented Nazi invaders from conquering her home country. After her endeavors started getting the attention of newspapers, Pat decided to come up with an alter-ego as the superhero War Nurse, just prior to when Diana Prince began her own career as an army nurse. Parker dyed her hair brunette and put together a skimpy outfit with a white crop top, blue hotpants, red books, and a flossie cap mixed with a mask. As War Nurse, she went on to have a colorful crusade protecting Britain by crossdressing as German soldiers, rescuing children, and good ol' fashioned Nazi-punching, all while ...

Most of the standard jungle girl characters were white woman who were raised in the jungle by either the natives or animals like wolves, but Marga the Panther Woman is a major exception to this rule as she was the result of a mad scientist's experiment. Marga was created by Emil Gershwin and was featured in Fox Features' Science Comics and Weird Comics. Set in what appears to be sometime in the future given the Futurama-like ships and buildings, the insane biologist Van Dorf escaped from an asylum and set up a laboratory in the African jungle to use the blood of panthers to create a race of super-people. Van Dorf had kidnapped a blonde nurse named Marga from the asylum and transfused some panther DNA into her which for some reason now made her a brunette all thanks to the Electrofusi Generator. Marga is not happy with her feline makeover, so she attacks him and leaves him to explode with his entire hideout. She soon realizes that she now has the nature of a panther with enhance...

No relation to the similarly named Marvel Comics character, Moon Girl was the only superhero created by EC Comics prior to them shifting to specializing in horror titles. Starting out as a feature in The Happy Houlihans, Moon Girl spun off into her own title and was basically EC's answer to Wonder Woman as she was a princess from an isolated nation of women in Uzbekistan who followed her super-strong boyfriend from a neighboring kingdom called the Prince to get a job as a teacher in America. Moon Girl has a special moonstone that gives her super-strength, speed, telepathy, and the power to control her crescent-shaped Moonship which she used to fight crime with the Prince acting as her partner/sidekick. In one of her weirder adventures written by DC Comics editor Dorothy Woolfolk and drawn by Bat-Mite creator Sheldon Moldoff, Moon Girl gets a caller all the way from the year 3000 who was a pudgy pointy-eared man that called himself Future Man. He travelled back in time just to escap...

During the late Golden Age, a series of ads appeared in various comic books from war, western, romance, funny animals, and teenage comedies for vending the amazing new weight loss product, the Spot Reducer. Created by Spot Reducer Co., this was basically one of the first mass produced electric massagers to come out, least until Japan invented the first massage chairs in the mid-50s. This is a scheme that has been circulating for decades where massagers are supposed to help lose weight, when in reality they only help increase blood circulation and somewhat tone some muscles, a scheme which has been used in everything from belts to a full-on gun duping lazy burns into thinking it's some kind of miracle device that magically burns fat away. Among its claims is that it was approved in a lab by non-scientific investors and it helps cures muscle aches when it only slightly suppresses the pain, but for what would be at least $150 by today's market then $9.99 is asking quite a bit for ...

Valkyrie was pretty much the Bad Girl before Bad Girls were even a thing. The Bad Girl was a type of anti-heroine in comics that famously rampaged across the market during the 90, even though Valkyrie helped get that engine started in the late-80s thanks to Eclipse Comics' efforts to bring her back into the spotlight. Her trait which gained the most attention was that she almost never wore a supportive undergarment for her voluptuous chest which was given greater detail thanks to pin-up artists like Rocketeer creator Dave Stevens. Premiering in 1943, Valkyrie was fetchingly designed by Fred Kida for Air Fighter Comics by Hillman Periodicals as an adversary for Airboy who was a young pilot that fought for the Allied forces in WWII in his custom bat-winged plane called Birdie. Originally named Lisellotte von Schellendorf, Valkyrie earned her moniker leading an elite team of all-female German pilots known as the Airmaidens. In their first encounter, Valkyrie captures Airboy and tries ...

Ogden Whitney created the lollipop-sucking superhero Fat Fury, so we already know his sense of humor was slightly bent. He was perfect to do the artwork for the strange Silver Age anthology of Forbidden Worlds. Issue 60 has the time-bending tale of The Old And The New starting off in May 1953 as Dick and Millie Voyce get lost in a snowstorm on their way home through New England. They find a house where a roaring soiree is going on and everyone is celebrating New Year's 1957, but they make it out of there just before a plane crashes into it. The Voyces try to prove the accident to a neighbor but all they find at the crash site is an old abandoned house, so they decide to just keep the paranormal encounter to themselves. Cut ahead New Year's Eve 1956 and they get invited to a party at a familiar looking place just as another blizzard hits them. Realizing that they are living a rerun of their prior experience, Dick and Millie trick the party goers to head out into the freezing sno...