Lonesome Joe finds flutes!

"Dope!" That's your response to figuring out you could gain social acceptance by getting a cheap flute. Lonesome Joe is the star of this half-page comic strip/ad from the late 1940s who felt left out from not being invited to the locals' bike ride, when it probably might have to do with him not having his own wheels. When a girl tells him they would've had a better time if they had some music, L.J. gets it into his head to read the very comic ad he is in to send away for Casper Garber's offer for a hot-lick slide flute and a clari-flute. Yes, you too can get lucky with the ladies if you learn how to master a pair of tone-deaf instruments! All you need is an estimated 15 minutes of training to become the Elvis of noisemakers. If the kids in your town are so cut off from the rest of the civilized world that your only chance at popularity is a cheap horn from a local party store, then maybe being popular among these brain-dead peons isn't worth the $1.98 you could save for getting your own bike.

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